• Vanity searching on Microsofts new live.com portal

    i-2ff7496c301d1d0cc72974f05c40ef4f-shot1-thumb.jpg I know, it’s a vain thing to do but I couldn’t resist. Microsoft have their new search engine out and the first thing I can think to search for is *me*! While the service isn’t that new, it’s new to me as I still have google as my default search engine.

    So, over to http://www.live.com/ to find a pleasantly clear screen. Just the search box, just like google. I can’t fault the style or the speed of the page load, let’s search for that world favourite search topic [ Steve Root ].

    My life is a sucess! live.com recognises me as the most relevant search result for ‘steve root’ giving me positions 1 and 2. That’s after the sponsored links, apparently people looking for me would also like to know there are “great deals on Steve”, at Ebay (where-else would you go if you wanted to buy me?).

    i-2fef5758e4e4c96f8f1d9099b02a2823-shot2-thumb.jpg I’m not the only Steve Root out there. I now know that

    “Steve Root is managing director of Mace Plus Interiors” www.maceplus.co.uk
    “Steve Root has vast experience developed and gained through working for local Yorkshire dealerships such as Rover, Audi, Vauxhall, Volkswagen (VW) Ford, Fiat and Alfa Romeo.” www.root1.co.uk
    “Steve Root has responsibility for the Como team for the interiors and IT/Comms division to ensure that we continue to provide our clients with a first class delivery service.” http://www.comogroup.co.uk/

    and all on the first page. Actually, one of of these Steve Roots appears twice because maceplus appears to be a part of comogroup. I also ignored my own reappearance on the roots kitchens bedrooms bathrooms web site.

    All of these results came from the UK but I hadn’t ticked the only from UK search box. Perhaps live.com decided that the results should be prioritised to show ‘local’ results first. For me that may not be good. Most of my searches relate to technical things like “mysql subquery just one record” (the word I needed was “distinct” but I didn’t know that at the time). I found the answer on an american web site, prioritising UK results may have meant I took longer to find the result. If I search for Steve Root on google I also find results for the actor “Stephen Root” on American web sites, alongside other american Steve Root’s.

    We’re not all searching for text of course. Some of you may be looking for photos of me. Let’s try the live.com image search and see if I’m the best looking Steve Root in the world.

    i-59f61bed942c85c622f4abb131a66b92-shot3-thumb.jpg BLIMEY!! That wasn’t the result I expected. You’ll noticed I’ve had to censor a certain part of the image results here. The photo isn’t a “Steve Root”, rather a photo called “root-42570017su-000.jpg” that is titled “Steve”. Makes sense I guess. The photo doesn’t really need to be censored, I’m just having fun while I write. The photo is of ‘steve’ having his body painted at an open art festival in the desert called ‘burningman‘, but he looks pretty cold to me.

    So, how far before I found one of my pictures? The tenth picture was me from the roots web site, right next to a picture of a beer pump. Yes. Root Beer – it was “Steve’s favourite” 🙂

    Alas, I appear not to be the best looking Steve Root in the world. “Steve Root” also happens to be a model.

    So, what do I think of live.com search? I prefer google for now. The image search interface at live.com is pretty clever but it’s results that count. Google found more results and prioritised them better.


  • Enter Now to win!

    …the lovely 3M Snap Band I spoke about here.
    i-631a3366e30e9d0ea368cdbb564e006e-snapbox.jpgEntry is easy, first to comment gets the prize, just like I said:

    Remember that comments don’t appear immediately, I have to moderate them all to stop all the spam from appearing. If you are having trouble posting a comment, send me an email instead. I’ll use the timestamp on the email to log your time of entry (that is, my server timestamp, so don’t try changing your computer clock!).
    A couple of simple rules. 1) I decide who wins, my decision is final. 2) I get to change the rules whenever I feel like it. 3) I’ll be posting the band to you if you live in the UK. If you don’t live in the UK then there’s no need to enter. 4) You can enter on behalf of someone else if you like (eg If you are in Australia but you want your prize posted to someone in the UK, that’s fine).


  • Avenger (Frederick Forsyth)

    Another enjoyable action book, taking the mild manered persona and giving it a hidden life. What I most enjoyed about this book was that so many story lines interacted to make the story complete. It travelled from a engineering soldier in Vietnam, A couple of RAF World War 2 fighter pilots, A lawyer in New York, A rich businessman in Canada, An arms dealer in Bosnia, a computer security programmer and consultant, and probably a few people I forgot in there too. It used those connections between people very to give our hero motives and to take our hero to the brink of death. Enemies from one war became friends to fight another. Our hero survives, some innocents die and ending in somewhat of a moral victory, the villains are captured to be tried by the authorities. Another book I couldn’t put down once I had started reading.


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